got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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