I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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