You're my little dorito
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So. Much. Porn.
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