you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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