Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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