I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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