So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
