let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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