Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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