let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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