do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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