id be glad to
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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