for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
