Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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