Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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