I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I know her cup size but not her name....
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