"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
