So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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