if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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