If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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