he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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