I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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