Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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