I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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