I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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