Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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