I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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