Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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