So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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