you guys were way drunker than both of me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
