And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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