you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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