: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My balls are so social today.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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