Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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