My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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