I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You can't special order awesome
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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