i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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