genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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