would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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