I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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