Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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