fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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