This dress was meant to end up on your floor
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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