Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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