if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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