just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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