Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
