I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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