What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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