Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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