he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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