i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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