He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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