he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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