AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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